The Republic of The Common Conservative Movement is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 116 million Common Conservative Movementians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Common Conservative Movementian economy, worth 7.46 trillion Trump Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,339 Trump Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Common Conservative Movement's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Common Conservative Movement is ranked 95,526^th in the world and 2,683^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.